Apple Credit Card Is Allergic To Leather Wallets

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Robarano, Aug 22, 2019.

  1. :laughing:

    Apple Credit Card

    ....and the back pocket of your jeans. :grinning:

    Those pretentious bods at Apple have made something up there with the Ford Edsel and Betamax VCR.

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    I did like these. :laughing:

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    #1 Robarano, Aug 22, 2019
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  2. People ask me about my antipathy towards Apple ...
     
    #2 Loz, Aug 22, 2019
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  3. Which people? Name names, dammit!
     
    #3 El Toro, Aug 22, 2019
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  4. I bet there was an Apple Card wallet in the wings which has just been canned.
     
    #4 outintheopen, Aug 22, 2019
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  5. He's been talking to people :thinkingface:
     
    #5 Harry Bell, Aug 22, 2019
  6. He's not been speaking to my people. My people would have told me if he had.
     
    #6 El Toro, Aug 22, 2019
  7. Maybe he got his people to talk to your people and they didn't know that they were his people :thinkingface:
     
    #7 Harry Bell, Aug 22, 2019
  8. I wonder if they were people at all?
     
    #8 El Toro, Aug 22, 2019
  9. Aliens? I believe Loz is an alien :eyes:
     
    #9 Harry Bell, Aug 22, 2019
  10. So does Loz
     
    #10 El Toro, Aug 22, 2019
  11. Nope. I have citizenship, so I do!
     
    #11 Loz, Aug 22, 2019
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  12. They fitted it with a titanium hinge, but the fluff from customer's back pockets was jamming it closed. o_O Back to the drawing board.

    Apple share prices rose by 7% on the news as the markets know nothing will dissuade their gullible customers*. :grinning:

    * I've just remembered I have an iMac and iPhone. o_O
     
    #12 Robarano, Aug 22, 2019
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  13. LOL tells you all you need to know about Apple. Probably normal CC cost 10 Cents each to make but good old Apple went for the 5 cent version
     
    #13 johnny, Aug 22, 2019
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