This is what I found down the ditch next to our field this morning, skid marks and gouging in the road leading to it. It must have happened last night but we didn’t hear a thing.
Did you have any parts off it? When we had all that torrential rain a few months ago, loads of cars binned it along a country lane near my mates...tons of times you'd drive by again and see the same car had been disassembled!! hey, the Shittingham for you..bloody savages up here they are..('cept Rudolph Hart..he's an orifice and a genital xx)
Of course not, tut tut. Although it did occur to me that if its back hadn’t been broken I could have hid it for a few months, stripped it, put some knobby tyres on and used it as a fun field bike. I didn’t even say it out loud before L said "Don’t you even think about it"
to stop the countless number of further calls trying to tell them there is a bike in the ditch.......does that help.
your fooking bike, you put it there, its not in a dangerous position or causing any one else any grief, you pay for it to be recovered!.........or would you like the tax payer to do that for you?
or maybe it just appeared there and even though i will be found guilty of it being there and it is completely my fault though ill never admit that and il get my wafe to fight my innocence and blame it on something from the past.............
