Best And Worst Gifts?

No apology for the photos, you need to get the full aesthetic revulsion of what sister in law saddled me with several Christmases ago. It can't be thrown away, sadly...

 

They have both got nuts - you have there a gay biker ride out has that made it worse

 

Have to think about worst.

I have strong contenders for best though

My 40th birthday




And my 50th




(Sorry kids like to get in on the act)

 

She doesn't look much older 10 years on!
You didn't get a lawnmower then

 

Lol. Different daughter.

No, hate cutting grass.

 

Books, the people who buy them for me are the same people whom interrupt me every 30 seconds making it impossible to read the friggin things

 

Nobody buys me fuckin anything!!

 

What's that got to do with bikes?

 

Best - a Ducati track day at Brands several years ago now.
Worst - a pair of Gucci motorbike boots! FFS They probably cost a fortune so I didn't have the heart to tell SWMBO they were awful and would never be worn. They were like a cross between ski boots and motocross boots

 

Let’s see them then!

 

I was given an artist caricature of my Mrs, from my Mrs.

yay

Oh best present.....other than the millennium falcon when I was a kid some 30 years ago, gotta say my little girl

 

Best birthday gift was a divorce from the first wife and worst gift, fekkers buying me itunes gift cards knowing I will never use them

 

Best a new clutch for my 900ss Bevel
Worst anything by JML

 

Best, a full day riding assessment with Rapid Training. Awesome day, learnt loads about my abilities as a rider and did wonders for my self confidence.
Worst, a Ducati T shirt so big, the neck was big enough to get my shoulders through.
Andy

 

That's a big shirt! Maybe it would fit @Robarano if you still have it?

 

I tried it on. It was like a skin suit.

 

Worth a try

 

Not really, it was stuck on for a week.