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Featured Bought My Hypermotard Back

Discussion in 'Hypermotard' started by hyperdildo, Jan 5, 2020.

  1. As the title suggests the bloke who bought it off me has decided he doesn’t like it ( because he can’t touch the floor and the battery cable broke yesterday stranding him) the battery cable is a safety recall from Ducati which hadn’t been done.
    So I said I will have it back then, he’s only done 60 odd miles on it ha ha ha the twat.
    So I now have a hypermotard again. Will get the recall done and see what happens.
     
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  2. The Dildo is truly back. :astonished:
     
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  3. Soon to be a Dildo with a fully charged battery! What could possibly go wrong?
     
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  4. Wouldn’t that make him a vibrator?
     
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  5. Welcome back pal its been quiet without you :p
     
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  6. Didn’t he bounce up and down on it when he purchased it or has he shrunk since purchase?
     
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  7. What was the depreciation?
     
  8. Mucho sucking of teeth I reckon once Dildo had gone through the fault list.
     
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  9. Nah he’s just one of them little men with little man syndrome that buys things bigger cos he thinks he’s bigger than he is. he drives an Audi A8 say no more lol
    It cost him 2 grand though for 60 odd miles ha ha ha
     
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  10. I sold it him for 10 k and gave him 8. I only paid 11 for it.
    Winner winner chicken dinner
     
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  11. was it the Vicar ?
     
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  12. Any pics of the super mega tard?
     
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  13. Nah not my mate father Andrew, if he had a bike it would be a Ducati Vatican special lol
     
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  14. It looks the same as when I sold it

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  15. I have three bikes and three cars he can buy on that type of buyback. Send his details and 20% is yours. :upyeah:
     
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  16. There's no fly's on you hyperdildo and if there is there defo paying rent !!! Probably london rates too !!!o_O
     
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  17. It’s the best deal ever really. I’m gonna see if he wants my shitty hybrid Range Rover then have it back at half the price next month lol
     
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  18. There will be flys on me later when I get back from the pub on my ol rmz250

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  19. £33 per mile is a good "rent"!
     
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  20. He’ll needs his steps to get in it lol
     
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