Ducati Forum Citizenship Test

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Dave, May 6, 2013.

  1. Ducati is attracting all kinds of new customers and increasingly they are finding their way to this forum.

    I know from previous posts in the Lounge how many of you are concerned about uncontrolled immigration ... so just for a laugh, what do you think we should have on our own Ducati Citizenship Test?
     
  2. You need to have heard of "Ducati". You don't need to spell it correctly.
     
  3. You have to have Italian heritage :wink:
     
  4. You have to like red,yellow,black,white,blue,silver and matrix green.
     
  5. Where is the correct place for the tax disc
     
  6. I am very fond of pasta and chianti, holidays in Tuscany, have lived in Italy, drive a Fiat, have owned loads of Lancias and Ducatis. Will that do?
     
  7. No, you should also be in the kitchen cooking up an authentic bolognese sauce. :wink:
     
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  8. Women get free entry.

    We can't be having a cock fest can we :rolleyes:

    :wink:
     
  9. You must like putting either, carbon, magnesium, titanium or billet alloy, or a combination of all four on your bike.
     
  10. Which I do.:tongue:
     
  11. Perfectissima! :biggrin:
     
  12. You gotta prove you're over 50...
     
  13. What, millimetres? Done! :biggrin:
     
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  14. must have photo of ducati in the house :upyeah:
     
  15. Or keep your Ducati in the house.
     
  16. Unfortunately if you met me, you'd see that no proof was necessary :frown:
     
  17. you must stop work for all august also drink wine in your dinner break .
     
  18. It's all getting a bit UKIP in here...

    Can't everybody just come in?
     
  19. Do you own a Ducati?
    Do you like Ducatis?
    Can you spell Ducati?
    Can you point to Bologna on a map?
     
  20. Of course they can, as long as they contribute in a positive way to the overall experience.
     
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