iv been informed that the Ebola hospitals we built in Africa are going to be dismantled and rebuilt in uk as treatment centres for women who have contracted the highly fatal man flue. in women it has a mortality rate of 84.6 % and if discovered you need to quarantine the affected female and feed them pizza or any other food that fits under a closed door. any women worried about this terrible disease contact their doctor their undertaker and to draw up a will their solicitor. men to help the grieving /coping process need to lock themselves away with lots of beer and if possible go out for long runs on their bikes. good luck everyone and hope you survive.
