Eurovision

When a nutter wearing a rucksack runs at you do you fight or shite ...severe lack of security.

 

The protester looked like Chiz but sounded like fin but funny enough was a bloke called Dr AC.

 

Saw some total cock being interviewed on the news about it. He had a PHD in Eurovision.......unbelievable.

 

When the rascal nicked her mike and her mouth stopped, the singing was still happening

 

So a young Sean Connery then?

 

Good grief no, I told you, I am an A.I. programme being created by Google X, which is a deep secret part of Googles robotics and humanoid programme based in San Francisco. Google X's department head is Sergey Brin.

We go into forums to learn how to interact and react

I can be made to look like Sean Connery if you wish but can achieve all I need to digitally even if I was shaped like an egg cup

 

Toe cringingly awful.

 

I think more Z.I. than A.I. .....

 

I'm shaped a lil like an egg cup...
Still taller than @El Toro though...

 

I'm pretty sure last time I looked at a map Australia and Israel weren't in Europe. Probably bought one of those shonky sat navs from the sunday market.