Fasting.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Fairy Cringe, Oct 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM.

  1. My wife convinced me into this shit after her millionth yoga session. Told me it’s dead healthy and all that.

    Anyway, I’m 3 days into a 5 day fast and I’m fkn starving. She’s just given me some coconut water that tasted fek all like coconuts I can remember. Don’t bother.

    Anyone else into this sort of stuff?

    Roll on Friday… 13.30… cor blimey… o_O
     
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  2. Does it come as some twisted reward having completed a million yoga sessions?
    Anyway the answer is no, and not likely any time soon.
    Chippy on Friday?
     
  3. not into that stuff. but when i do, i feel way better. much more energy. but i've had gut issues since my early twenties.
     
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  4. Yeah, and I’m having everything on the board!!

    She hasn’t really done a million yoga sessions. It just seems like it. To me anyway..
     
  5. More energy? Well I wasn’t feeling that when I took the dogs out this afternoon… roll on Traitors followed by bed! Pah…
     
  6. Sorry but your wife is a crackpot. Modify your eating habits, stop eating shit (highly processed foods), feed your biome a balanced diet that will stop your pancreas producing shit loads of insulin which is what will kill you. Andy
     
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  7. maybe you shouldn't have gone via Greggs hairy.
    deffo works for me. as soon as i eat, i usually want to sleep. but never watching traitors. well, not on tv.....
     
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  8. Thanks Dr. Andy… err, I think it might be a tad more complicated than that… :rolleyes:
     
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  9. I do a 24 hour fast every week.
    Not sure it does my any good though
     
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  10. I've been doing similar up until we went on holiday three weeks ago. Now I'm back I should start it up again. I helped to clear and take pressure off my gut, giving it a rest. I tend to eat fairly healthily with some exceptions. Since my diverticular disease diagnosis a few years back I've cut out red and processed meats. Though I do occasionally treat myself, the roast lamb in cherry sauce I had in Kefalonia last week was superb...
     
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  11. I believe it will :upyeah:
     
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  12. Not according to the report I heard on the radio some time back.
     
  13. 5 days is bloody long! I had to go without food for 5 days once for medical reasons. It was bloody horrible, I kept crying :confused:

    I know people that do 24 hrs and reckon it does them good. Can’t imagine doing any longer.
     
  14. Why are you doing it? It’s a while since I’ve seen a pic of you but I don’t recall you being a cat funt.
     
  15. I’ve tried fasting for several days and intermittent fasting (I think they called it the 5:2 diet back in the day). And it’s all nonsense, with no benefits whatsoever. When you fast, the minute you eat again, your body goes into a complete meltdown, and doesn’t know how to process it. Plus your mind will keep telling you as you haven’t eaten for days, you can eat whatever you like. You can’t. There are far more sensible ways to lose weight, if that’s the aim.
     
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  16. And no. I’m not into it as I don’t need to lose weight. In fact, I lost c.half a stone due to my dental abscess recently and I was only a mere slip of a girl anyway (42c/30w).

    However, I rarely drink, I don’t eat when I’m not hungry and I don’t eat huge meals either as I don’t like the feeling of being stuffed to the gills.
     
  17. Anyone else into this sort of stuff
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    Fcuk no!
    You don't live a moment longer if you do this sh..t. It just feels a lot longer while you're suffering.
     
  18. Fasting is a little extreme. Just try becoming hungry then eating some green food and some protein. Then wait again until the hunger returns and repeat.
    We all eat way too much too often and are very lazy at preparing good nourishment instead of sugary hits of Greggs n RB.
     
  19. Friday 1.30 what ya going to eat mate??
     
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  20. Whatever it is his next post will be titled “Farting”…...:D
     
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