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Haircut 100

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Expat Jack, Mar 27, 2020.

  1. Within the next few weeks many of us (well, those with any hair left that us) will need a hair cut.
    Creating this thread so you can post up pictures of your DIY haircuts/hairdos.
    Mrs EPJ has booked my services for a tinting. I am looking forward to it. I have also got my eyes on the dogs clippers for a natty buzz cut.
    My kids are now keeping a good distance from me as I keep threatening to do their hair.
    Pics please.
     
    #1 Expat Jack, Mar 27, 2020
  2. Buzz cut, as always, for me.

    Expect a lot fewer selfies from wimmins on social media going forward.
     
    #2 Loz, Mar 27, 2020
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  3. It won’t be long before we find out the real colour of some people’s hair :)
     
    #3 El Toro, Mar 29, 2020
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  4. Time to share your razors lads..... No one wants a 70's beaver..... May be you do, I draw the line at hairy armpits.

    Hairy legs..... boke
     
    #4 evoarrow, Mar 29, 2020
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  5. No you won't. Nobody "needs" a haircut. Just let it grow however it grows. No problem!
     
    #5 Pete1950, Mar 30, 2020
  6. Anyone seen that clip of Ivanka Trump on twitter where she's wearing no makeup?

    Hubba hubba hubba.
     
    #6 Loz, Mar 30, 2020
  7. bloody hippy!!!
     
    #7 chizel, Mar 30, 2020
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  8. make sure ya clippers are fully charged before ya start ya haircut...
     
    #8 chizel, Mar 30, 2020
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  9. Damned skippy. Not making that mistake again!
     
    #9 Loz, Mar 30, 2020
  10. When you say haircut, does that include the unmentionables?

    Eg the fruit n veg department... ?
     
    #10 NOODS X, Mar 30, 2020
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  11. No.
     
    #11 Loz, Mar 30, 2020
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  12. Meat and veg in my case.
     
    #12 Expat Jack, Mar 30, 2020
  13. Get your hair cut, hippy.

    Yes, you. You know who you are.
     
    #13 Loz, Mar 30, 2020
  14. and go to the fucken dentist... he knows who he is...
     
    #14 chizel, Mar 30, 2020
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  15. Ahhh chipolata hey? Could be worse, you might have been issued with a cocktail sausage, mind you very popular at some parties I’ve heard.. people poke em with sharp sticks mind..

    I’m a veggie so for the blessed it’s a cucumber or as in my case a manky half peeled soggy banana.. X
     
    #15 NOODS X, Mar 30, 2020
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    #16 outintheopen, Mar 30, 2020
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