Her Parents Must Be So Proud!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Oct 6, 2016.

  1. What a Bummer!
     
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  2. Lots of photo's so that her reputation can preceed her within the teaching community. "And heres a selfie of the time I had to go to hospital to have a vibrator surgically removed from my arse". Proud moments indeed.
     
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  3. Hope they weren't Duracell batteries....PMSL...
     
  4. one up the bum, no harm done...
     
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  5. I doubt very much any school would employ her with that sort of 'digital footprint'. I have no opinion on what consenting couples do but know all the schools I've work in would simply not consider her. Maybe if she was a mathematician or a physicist, that might be different! The sun is not known for its varasity so she may be a trainee teaching assistant, or trainee lunchtime monitor. In fact in this day and age she could even be on a fast track scheme to be a headteacher. On another matter why would one advertise your 'little mistakes' so publicly- God I'm getting old- I don't understand the young anymore!!
     
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  6. A&E doctor
    "What's up"?

    Young student of the year
    "Don't you start"!
     
  7. Young student of the year; Doc can you check this out please?

    Doctor; what's in it for me?

    Young student of the year: don't you fecking start!
     
  8. Doctor....I have cricket ball up my bum......

    Howzat?

    .......stock answer for several years.......
     
  9. Doctor doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my arse.

    Don't worry I'll give you some cream for it.
     
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  10. Doctor, doctor I think I've got a lettuce sticking out of my arse.

    Oh dear. That looks to me like the tip of the iceberg.
     
    #11 Gimlet, Oct 6, 2016
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  11. That gives a new meaning to rabbiting
    :)
     
  12. bummy rabbit
     
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  13. (_!_) Normal arse
    (__!__) Fat arse
    (!) Tight arse
    (_*_) Sore Arse
    (_o_) Rogered arse

    (_E=mc2_) Smart Arse
     
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  14. Sun readers eh.. Speaks volumes
     
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  15. init...
     
  16. Which celebrity show will she be in?
     
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  17. Did her partner try using a fork handle or four candles?


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  18. is she free this weekend ???
     
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