I Love My Job

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Ruadan, Jun 17, 2015.

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  1. but there are days I have real issues with being a man in a predominantly female workforce.

    Just a rant.
     
    #1 Ruadan, Jun 17, 2015
  2. weirdo, flick their nips if they annoy you :D
     
    #2 Exige, Jun 17, 2015
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  3. I call them all, "Waitress!" at my office. They love that, they do :D
     
    #3 Loz, Jun 17, 2015
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  4. Oi, gedt a mea ta tea. I canz ata biccy wig outaba terfa
     
    #4 evoarrow, Jun 17, 2015
  5. Slap their arses? :D
     
    #5 Exige, Jun 17, 2015
  6. Gov tem ya hoose
     
    #6 evoarrow, Jun 17, 2015
  7. :Writing: Slap their arses
     
    #7 Loz, Jun 17, 2015
  8. Sing them a song
     
    #8 evoarrow, Jun 17, 2015
  9. I had an informal chat with our HR supervisor when she heard me refer to my Admin Apprentice as my Minion.
     
    #9 shadow, Jun 18, 2015
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  10. Seriously, when I was working as a stripper it was difficult. The crowd sometimes presumed I would go home with them.
     
    #10 evoarrow, Jun 18, 2015
  11. :Writing:don't sing them a song, slap their arses.
     
    #11 Exige, Jun 18, 2015
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  12. You can always try "Oy Chunky" they luv that one too :Wideyed: :punch: :Blackeye:
     
    #12 Tobytyke, Jun 18, 2015
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  13. Closely followed by "Put the kettle on" - works every time :upyeah:
     
    #13 El Toro, Jun 18, 2015
  14. Only if you want 3rd degree burns :Arghh:
     
    #14 Tobytyke, Jun 18, 2015
  15. bloody night mare when wumin come in to your work place and spoil the craic with their moaning. so being surrounded by all these woman what manly job do you do? :smile:
     
    #15 finm, Jun 18, 2015
  16. Never said a manly job.
     
    #16 Ruadan, Jun 18, 2015
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    #17 gliddofglood, Jun 18, 2015
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  18. Alas the reality is that a friend of mine got taken to a tribunal & lost because heade a joke about his own vasectomy.

    I wish it was bullsh€t, but it's not
     
    #18 Ruadan, Jun 18, 2015
  19. deffo, having a vasectomy is no joke. :Shifty:
     
    #19 finm, Jun 18, 2015
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  20. Not a joke Finn, but I was in getting my vasectomy. There was a queue of about six of us and during the day gradually it dwindles to the last two of us.

    So this guys has sat not saying a word the whole day and I can see a visible bead of sweat on his forehead. So I try to lighten the mood and jabber on about how its not so bad and I've heard its not so painful.

    He turns to me and says " what are you in for?" To which I say "a vasectomy .... How, what are you in for??"

    He says " I've got a varicose vein on my cock that's getting removed........"

    Owowowowowowow......
     
    #20 Bluehawk, Jun 19, 2015
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