I Think The Millennials Are Trying To Kill Us

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by noobie, Jul 11, 2018.

  1. It's a subjafutageit plot for all those rascals who took useless media studies degrees.

    Almost every other advert seems to be for over 50's pay for your own funeral companies. Buggers spend all our money when we are alive and now want us to spend our own money on our funerals.
     
  2. It’s an old, old wooden ship. Not to be confused with subterfuge, which is completely different.
     
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  3. As I told my Ducati dealer,media being a mulitbillion dollar industry and one of the few thigs this country leads in.
    Fling me over the wall into the church yard is the instruction
     
  4. I was using my Boris Dictionary
     
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  5. Now that BoJo is no longer Foreign Secretary, those Boris Dictionaries have started to appear on eBay for £50 a throw. There is no way i am paying someone £50 to be rid of my copy, it's getting binned. In someone else's bin.
     
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  6. Send it to fin as a christmas present, he loves Boris
     
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  7. Did you not know that the countries going to be a free place to live when the millennials have voted Jeremy Corbin in. Free education, healthcare, a free four bedroomed detached house, a new car every three years and 30k a year for doing nothing! You won't need to worry about paying for a funeral. Can't wait!: unamused:

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  8. Yay,bring it on!
     
  9. You'll get a free bus pass (soon) and that' s ya lot. Be greatful...
     
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  10. Nah,Im going with BigM.
     
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  11. Free everything is Corbyns heaven. But he doesn't realise that D Abbott will screw even that it up :p:p

    TB
     
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  12. Diane would struggle on the tills in a pound shop.
     
  13. TBF, there were plenty of attractive babes in media studies. There were 2 girls on our Mech Eng and both couldve grown better moustaches than I could.
     
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  14. It’s fashionable to be hairy and smelly now. Also, hip and trendy rich kids shopping in second hand clothes stores because it’s cool to be poor and vote Corbyn. You should see these shoreditch women now. o_O
     
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  15. Abbott would struggle with coming up for a figure on how much to charge for free stuff.
     
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  16. Yes JH, I agree. One student who sticks in my mind, spent his entire grant and loan on a denon hifi within hours of getting it. Meanwhile, I studied 40hrs/week at least on top of lecture time and worked nights in a bakery. I graduated. He did not.

    Mind you only 5 of us did. Out of 50.
     
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