I Wonder If The Driver "flaked Out"

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Jul 6, 2017.

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  1. #1 El Toro, Jul 6, 2017
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  2. Off topic :)
     
    #2 Ducbird, Jul 6, 2017
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  3. Bet his head was in a Twirl.
     
    #3 JimVee, Jul 6, 2017
  4. Bet he hadn't had his yorkie this morning
     
    #4 jompy, Jul 6, 2017
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  5. He's disappeared from his job. Boss has a bounty on his head.
     
    #5 JH_1986, Jul 6, 2017
  6. If only he had taken a break and had his kit Kat
     
    #6 Ducbird, Jul 6, 2017
  7. I have heard a Wispa on why he did it!
     
    #7 JimVee, Jul 6, 2017
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  8. Driver blamed the incident on the rocky road...

    This got old yet?
     
    #8 JH_1986, Jul 6, 2017
  9. Daim! He was Twix a rock and a hard place
     
    #9 El Toro, Jul 6, 2017
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  10. Obvs not. :)
     
    #10 Carr01, Jul 6, 2017
  11. In that case... I bet he's out of a job and can't earn a dime...
     
    #11 JH_1986, Jul 6, 2017
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  12. The turkish driver lost the it as he negotiated the curlywurley and a ripple in the road cause a twirl. Witnesses said they heard a crunch as the lorry tried to avoid a doubled decker.
    It was a funny crunchie sound and someone Snickered. . The driver, lion in the road, said (in a whisper) " life isn't always a picnic and I think I'm in the fudge at work".
    The accident may have been caused by the lack of Aero in the tyres. Eventually the lorry was moved on to Bournville.

    Without getting off topic this thread is turning into a Marathon.
     
    #12 AirCon, Jul 6, 2017
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  13. as you can see I'm bored.
     
    #13 AirCon, Jul 6, 2017
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  14. Could have been worse, he could have been distracted by taking it up the fudge
     
    #14 noobie, Jul 6, 2017
  15. Clearly it takes all sorts.
     
    #15 Hughdg, Jul 6, 2017
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  16. Driver has creme egg on his face.
     
    #16 bootsam, Jul 6, 2017
  17. There's mars bars where that came from
     
    #17 Ducbird, Jul 6, 2017
  18. Got distracted as he was aiming for cyclists :)
     
    #18 Wayne58, Jul 6, 2017
  19. the dangers of driving while on the cokeO
     
    #19 finm, Jul 6, 2017
  20. Must have been choc-o-bloc with all that traffic backed up.
     
    #20 Topolino, Jul 6, 2017
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