..after a few glasses of red wine.. So we thought it would be a good idea to buy a small patio heater for in the back garden. Those nights when its still nice, just a bit nippy. Small. That was the word. The box has been sat in the garage for months and being a bit bored thought I should get a few jobs done. So assembled the heater. Fcuk me! A bit bigger than we remembered!!! Thank fook we didnt buy the rescue dog we were looking at on the same night..