Im not condoning the whole towel on yer sunbed thing, however, when challenged I take no prisoners. Yesterday by shear 1st day luck we secured what appears to be the best sunbed location, the envy of all I got the incling that my sunny disposition and hence my wife’s happiness may be threatened today especially from the couple who spent most of yesterday pointing at my location and the suns relative position to it throughout the day. My military plan swung into action this morning at 5:50am securing beds with towels and a random t shirt, my stamp of personality! Retreating to the comfort of my room for the next hour to watch proceedings unfold I’m not one to leave beds empty for hours, so as soon as the sun rose and had I the opportunity to grab a nice latte I settled into my lounger with a rye smug smile on me face My competition arrived at 07:30 with a rather disapproving look, I now await his return with his unhappy wife in tow Yours a very smug Nige
Tomorrow I'm getting up at 5am if his wife is ugly it's not me and I could be in a different place (like the office)
You really have no idea how to properly relax. I'd get up half an hour before I got to bed if it would secure me a decent sunbed for the day.
If I want a sun bed and it’s unattended I just fold the towels up and place them on a nearby table. If or when asked I reply someone from the Hotel came round and folded up unattended towels. If necessary I explain the same in German- using louder English words and speaking slower.
I’d chop down the silly thatched umberella and stick it in your cocktail Have you considered time share ?
Couldnt give a fuck....never been that way inclined....earlier this year we went for the usual sunbed holiday.....i dont think we even made it down by 11...but ive got no interest in sunbeds/getting a tan etc etc...
I don’t like sunbed holidays, is there something wrong with me? Really don’t get the idea of spending thousands of pounds traveling to another country only to lie by a pool in a generic hotel. If I want to relax I’ll stay in bed.
I'm with you on that one, pointless, my ex-wife would fly us half way round the world to sit on a sun lounger until home time, I was climbing the walls by the end of day one. It makes no sense at all sat next to half naked strangers most of whom would be in danger from Japanese whaling trawlers...
