mate, god love ya! But.....your not supposed to refer to the Japanese as just “jap” anymore....I don’t know how many years.....but it’s a long time apparently it’s offensive!
what I know about football can be written down on a postage stamp, so your reference is lost on me!..... it’s a shame you can’t pick up on context when reading what I write! try reading again with as much sarcasm as you can muster it was supposed to be funny