Quote Dear George. 3 May at 16:41 · Ciao George, You remember me? HAHAHAHAH! Of course you do. I was the one drinking your tears after so many races. We have had some good battles, no? And now we arrive at Jerez. I like Jerez, George. You like Jerez, too. But Ducati, not so much, yes? HAHAHAHA! I have not seen very much of you this year. I have looked, but you are not there. Is OK, I mean, but I am just saying. It must be very exciting to race with Loris, Danilo and Karel. Lin say to me, “George will get better!” I say to Lin, “Yes, he will beat Tito and maybe Scott.” And then we laugh. HAHAHAHAHA. Like that. Anyway, never mind. We will make good race on Sunday. Well, I will make good race. I just want to tell you I have read what you say to the media and I have some advice for you. I know you don’t like when I give you advice. Like when I say to you, “Don’t go to Ducati”, and you say to me, “Shut up, yellow puta! You are not the boss of me!” So you go, and now you are in 13th position after three races. Is good, no? I mean for me is good. Then you say to the media: “We arrive in Spain after three rather complicated races for us, but we have always made small steps forward in the latest rounds.” George, race is not complicated. You must ride in one direction and pass everybody to battle for the win. Is easy. You can ask Casey. He will tell you the same thing. And you have not made small steps at all. You have made small merda. Merda is different to steps. It is brown and smells very bad, like the leathers when you make the high-side. You also say: “Jerez is one of my favourite tracks, I have excellent memories of it.” One of those memories would not be last year, would it? No, I did not think so. Still, is good memory for me. HAHAHAHAHA! Then you say: “I can’t wait to feel the warm support from the Spanish crowd and ride a Ducati for the first time in front of my fans.” George, the people in yellow are my fans. Yes, I know they are in your country, but they are still my fans. You will remember them from when you and Marquez won the championship together in 2015. They were the ones standing in front of the podium pretending you were invisible. It was so funny. I laugh so much. I think there will also be much laughing when you “ride a Ducati for the first time” in front of them. You must understand when they throw the bottles at you it is not really “warm support”, OK? Is bottles full of warm (how you say in Spanish?) “orina”, yes? OK, I must finish now. Lin say to me I must not contact you before a race because then you make the screaming, so then his friend Gigi must have more injections to make him calm and Gigi does not like injections. Best wishes, Your Favourite Yellow Puta, Vale.
