Mechanic

i dont pay the subscription so i may not be allowed to do this.
wanna escape the putrid den that is your current home? wanna get away from the oppresive atmosphere where you currently work? wanna make the best rate in argyll? are you more focused on quality than quantaty and believe customer is king? in which case, you dont wanna give me a PM for further details.

 

oh bollox. are you sure?

 

few and far between i'm afraid. but that doesent mean i'm gonna allow myself to be bummed just to get somebody through the door.

 

it's all good. any funny busness and they will going out a window, of their choce.

 

yip, that what makes me a great guy to work with. and another reason to send in yer CV.

 

tobesure sir.
its a good place, clean, bright, good customers. the bad ones dont get to come twice. the lad thats handed in his notice now tells me he doesn't necessarily want to leave, which is code for a pay rise init. bit late for that now tho, we shall see.