Meerkat Revenge

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by MrAliT, Feb 25, 2015.

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  1. A couple of years ago a good friend of mine bought me one of these as a present :

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    It was horrible, naff, filthy thing, guaranteed to lower the level of any garden into which it was placed.....and it had to sit in ours. It sat in our garden, drawing comments from guests, window cleaners and builders alike. All commented on how hideous it was till it finally gave up the ghost after a couple of years. The lamp no longer illuminates his hastily airbrushed fur so it was time for a new lease of life.......and revenge!

    After a quick trip to Maplin this morning and a couple of hours work, BEHOLD!

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    Revenge will be sweet when I present his gift to him in the pub tomorrow evening.
     
    #1 MrAliT, Feb 25, 2015
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  2. Im Scared :Nailbiting:
     
    #2 749si, Feb 25, 2015
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  3. It turned out a little more scary than intended....Ah well
     
    #3 MrAliT, Feb 25, 2015
  4. I like it.It's the Meerkat from hell :Rage:
     
    #4 plug, Feb 25, 2015
  5. The fucking thing came back for my birthday......with interest! Its been sprayed gold and has a silk bow!

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    #5 MrAliT, Apr 7, 2015
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  6. I know you're short but really! :Hilarious:
     
    #6 Char, Apr 7, 2015
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  7. Well that escalated quickly!
     
    #7 Loz, Apr 7, 2015
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  8. He pimped my meerkat! I need ideas for the return journey! Feel free to contribute. The previous picture didnt give a true idea of just HOW gold it is! Photo 07-04-2015 12 34 05.jpg
     
    #8 MrAliT, Apr 7, 2015
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    #9 finm, Apr 7, 2015
  10. i was going to ask if they did it in gold.......
     
    #10 andyb, Apr 7, 2015
  11. Ge another and bend it over in front of that one
     
    #11 bradders, Apr 7, 2015
  12. Give it an afro with your pubes but don't tell him what the hair is :)
     
    #12 Exige, Apr 7, 2015
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  13. Christ some of us want to eat our supper today
     
    #13 Char, Apr 7, 2015
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  14. The human mind is an amazing thing but what Elise uses is truly astounding :eek:
     
    #14 Loz, Apr 7, 2015
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  15. Fit a 6 inch cock in the meerkats other hand.
     
    #15 duke63, Apr 7, 2015
  16. Buy an outrageous dildo and araldite it to its outstretched hand.
    That ought to do it.
     
    #16 gliddofglood, Apr 7, 2015
  17. buy a cheap plastic garden gnome and let your imagination run wild as to what the meerkat is doing
     
    #17 johnboy, Apr 7, 2015
  18. The person it's going back to has daughters of 8 and 11. I need to take that into account :)
     
    #18 MrAliT, Apr 7, 2015
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  19. don't scare them...use a smaller cock.
    I grew up with sisters....they know what they look like!
     
    #19 AirCon, Apr 7, 2015
  20. Exactly! Pube hair and don't tell him :)
     
    #20 Exige, Apr 7, 2015
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