Okay, no it's not about motorbikes, but didn't ought to upset anyone. I have been guilty of above many times and wondered if i am alone here. Today (I thought) I heard:- "what a life for a busted head" in the distant past:- "some of us are born great, some of us are cheese graters"
This morning as SWMBO was going out Me: Take your key in case I'm not here when you get back SWMBO heard: Take your teeth in case I'm not here when you get back
"I am just popping out for some muddy green-laning on my £18,000 Multistrada Enduro. Doesn't matter if I break anything because Ducati parts are dirt cheap". Oh, I didn't mis-hear - I only thought that I did...
A few years ago, Mrs Arq came out with this while we watching a black and white WW2 naval battle film (can't recall which one it was)....the ship was about to be attacked by enemy aircraft. She said...."What are rabbits elbows?" Me: "What?" She: "What are rabbits elbows?" Me: "WTF are you talking about?" She: "The captain said 'OK lads, rabbits elbows" Me: "I think you will find he said 'Rapid salvos" (actually that wasn't quite how I answered at that point). AL
What are we having for tea - I heard " a three foot chicken" !! Say again Love - oh - a precooked chicken !!
I was once asked, in the Spar shop, Bakewell; “do you want a threesome? To which I replied:- “It depends how attractive your Mrs is” He actually had asked; “do you want a free Sun?” I declined.
Rob Madge on Twitter: "The Sound of Music is on and I still scream every time the Mother Abbess calls Julie Andrews a cuntface https://t.co/qkQEKTDMkj" / Twitter
My child when he was smaller asked what 'square words' were - he probably knows more of them than me now..!
Lady Nasher and I plan to retire to Devon where we have friends in and around Dartmouth, so will actually be going there to Die. Nasher.
Driving past irish league football club Glenavon's ground my mates young son asked where is seagull heaven, we looked at him and he said and i quote" dad said he cant believe its 20£ to see glenavon ( seagull heaven) "
Many years ago when i attended a fire at an illegal fuel laundering plant in newry i was asked to pass a message to headquarters to see when the department of the environment were attending in order to clear the diesel run off from the road to enable traffic to pass. All message s were to be passed via a fire engine at the base of the hill. On arrival the bored driver wound his window down and i asked him " to get on the rt to hq from the acfo for an eta of the doe asap ok ? I hope the message got through.
