Mr Aprilia You Complete Tw#t (newcastle Under Lyme)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Nigel Machin, Jun 30, 2018.

  1. on the front at a set of lights earlier today on the multi, bloke on a aprilia rounded the car behind me and sat along side but slightly behind to my right, I acknowledged him and nodded as you do, lights changed and not wanting to appear to be a twat I pulled away fairly sedately but still in front of Mr aprilia, next thing I know is mr feckin twatty bollocks has accelerated in front of me and initiated a left turn, right across my path, to the point of having to brake and change down. So if it was you thanks a lot you fuckin moron and have a great day! :)
     
  2. Bike coming up the road behind us this morning, pretty nice sounding so I first looked back about 50-60 yards. Me and our Maude were walking through the village. Looked again to see what it was and Herbert has his left winker flashing for ages with nowhere to turn. He’d forgot to turn it off. I points at the winker and does the ducky thing with my hand attempting to let him know.
    What’s he do?


    Gives me the finger and burns off.


    Quack quack.
     
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  3. Think you might get your message across to him better on the Aprilia forum ;)
     
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  4. Just sold mine last weekend - so not me :innocent::yumo_O
     
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