Bloke comes home from work, says to wife, 'What was in those sandwiches today?' - Crab paste - They were delicious, where did you get the crab paste, Tescos? - No, Boots.
i gave a mate anti fungal foot foam for his itchy nuts. told him it would sooth it. it didn't. :smileys:
A&E (of course) and lots of water soaking/flushing. She didn't lose her eyesight but I think it took a few months to heal. I didn't realise until a few years ago that superglue is affected by water if saturated. You are all heart :smileys:
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The former Mrs Gimlet got bitten by a white tail spider in Australia. Tiger Balm was the only thing which stopped the irritation. We both used it on mozzie bites after that.
I was cleaning my wee boys teeth on holiday in Italy , he put up hell of a fight, he fought and when finished grabed a towel and started rubbing his tongue and teeth , my mrs then looked in bathroom and asked what the feck I was doing with the sudocreme. Doh. Later in the week when he was messing about I asked if he wanted me to clean his teeth, that shut him up lol. I do love him though.
A guy I worked with in the fire service in Belfast came into work and told us about his night. He woke up with a seriously itchy arse and went into bathroom and shoved his suppository up his toothless friend. He was getting into bed and remembered to wash hands so back to bathroom, light on and thought when did his suppository come in pink wrapper. He told us he had accidentally shoved his wife's pessary up his arse , he rung hospital to find out if he would be ok and told us the bastids pished themselves laughing. Then he realised what he had told us when we pished ourselves. He was one of the nicest guys you could wish to meet.
