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My Lucky Day

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Robarano, Apr 6, 2020.

  1. I've just received an e-mail from a bannister in Ghana called Lawrence. He has a fund of $6,600,000 available to me when we start workong together. :)

    This is too good an opportunity to turn down in these hard times, sorry but I may not be around for a while. :bucktooth:

    Must dash, Lawrence has just asked for my bank details and card numbers so he can transfer my funds. :upyeah:

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  2. Lucky bastid :mad:
     
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  3. I know. :blush:
     
  4. Looks genuine to me.;):thinkingface:
     
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  5. Hope this new found wealth doesn’t change you!

    Enjoy.
     
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  6. Does this mean more bikes or helmets.;)
     
  7. It can only change him for the better :joy: he might even sort those wonky sockets and miss-matched plugs out in the garage
     
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  8. A bannister. Is that a stair bannister?

    A stair bannister called Lawrence, I agree that is odd.
     
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  9. Yes, very odd. My stair bannister is called 'Rod'. Aren't they all?
     
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  10. You made the mistake of pasting the letter incl his email. I have responded to him and for a small fee all the $6,600,000 will be deposited into my account! You snooze, you lose!
    Muahaha!
     
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  11. balustrades!
    :)
     
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  12. Desmodeci,s all round .... you will be sharing won’t you
     
  13. In hindsight, I should have checked before but just found out the entire $6.6 mill is in Zimbabwe dollars and therefore a very poor return on my "releasing fee".
    Gutted!
    Robarano, I did you a big favour bro, you owe me!
     
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  14. I hope you send him monies to prove you are a trustworthy person!!!1
     
  15. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: gunz!!!!! a post with no mention of the americunts!!!!! the world is definitely changing!!
     
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  16. Bollocks. :mad:
     
  17. Don't you mean Roger. Didn't he run the 4 minute mile?
     
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  18. While smoking a fag :)
     
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  19. I've just mailed bannister Lawrence. He tells me that he has found some additional funds and for a fee, he will deposit a 7 figure sum to my account. :)

    What a really nice man he is. :upyeah:
     
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  20. Err no, I don't think he was allowed to take a young boy on the track with him. [Illegal stimulation].
     
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