Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb.....

“Was you ever bit by a dead bee? “

 

Pretty much everything Buford T Justice said in the Smoky and the Bandit films.

 

It has to be Oddball from Kelly's Heroes, It's a wasted trip baby, nobody said nothing about locking horns with no tigers, also Rick from Casablanca with some lovely shoot from the hip lines.

 

Kiss me, go on kiss me,
I like to be kissed when I’m being fucked!

Al Pacino as Sonny in response to a police request to give up the Bank heist in
Dog Day Afternoon

 

This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

 

Yea well sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.

 

"you're my favourite Turd"! From weird science with, I think Bill Pullman uttering them, a phrase I still use regularly.

 

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

 

You’ve just killed Bill Murray!

Zombieland

 

Well well, if it isn’t the smoker....




Proper films!!

 

you could fall in love with an orangutan in there

 

"A touch of the Dunkirk spirit, know what I mean ?!"
Bob Hoskins giving a speech to American Mafia in the Long Good Friday, always makes me chuckle.

 

I'll rip of your head and shit down you neck. heartbreak ridge.
Gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you. full metal jacket.
the good lord says he'll get me out of this, but he is pretty sure, you're fucked. Braveheart.
for all the good they are, i may as well shove them up my arse. Trainspotting.
ill be back.

 

A little known film called "House Party 3" even now ive never come across more one liners in a film ever...i mean. Ever.

 

Blackadder: "Baldrick, your head is as empty as a eunach’s underpants"

 

It was a bomb!
What kind of bomb?
The exploding kind!

 

Take your pick

 

A fav used many times.

Shove it up your arse and fuck off while you’re doing it

Withnail & I