Not A Kardashian Comment

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Symon Moore, Jun 12, 2019.

  1. I mean she looks pretty good here but I suspect I could’ve done the same with half an hour on photoshop, however have you ever noticed that more often than not, when a model is draped over a bike for a photoshoot, it’s a Ducati?
    We are the go to bikes for poseurs!

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  2. Red, throbbing, sex, need I say more:)

    A green Kawa or a grey Honda wouldn't quite cut it.
     
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  3. @Loz I can only hazard a guess as to why you might find this post “useful” :joy:
     
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  4. I shouldn't, in all honesty.

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  5. I accept she's not on the motorcycle but............:yum
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  6. I think Ducati has a way to go to catch up with Harley's for pose-mobiles. But this works for me!
     
  7. Devalued that superlaggera....
     
  8. MV has caused a stir with this aimed at fat wallets & small penis ;p

     
  9. Good grief, that actually is bike porn!
     
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  11. Nah that doesn’t count. That’s a Kwak advertising a Kwak. Clearly they’re gonna use their own bikes for that. Here’s one I’ve had in the bank for a while now: The glorious Nicola McLean even makes a 749 look good ;) (joking....honest!)

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  12. Green girls, sooooo much more doirty and slutty looking :heart_eyes:
     
  13. OK, OK, I get the point.
    Don't get me wrong I like Kwaks. Had a 250 triple thingy many moons ago, would love an original Z900, but hey ho, when it comes to bike sex it's still not red, throbbing, sex.
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    Mind you that MV ad above. Has to be for Italian TV (would never see that on Irish terrestrial) - I want one, providing she strokes my red thingy :D
     
  14. The MV ad looks like a James Bond intro from back in the day.
     
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  15. Right you lot, I’ve had an excuse tonight. Several large Taliskers & a night in on my own. You two are in trouble when DB spots this thread. I’m pleading substance abuse :D
     
  16. When they said my MV will arrive with a box of goodies I clearly misunderstood what they were talking about.
     
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