After travelling millions upon millions of miles, a probe lands on a previously unknown planet at the edge of our Solar System. In response to some repeated radio signals received on Earth, humans have sent out a robot to try and discover more about the source and who or what is emiting the message. Surely, only a higher being or something with vast intellect with great knowledge and wisdom could be responsible. It can only be a communication from a vastly superior entity which has been watching us throughout our history and can, at last, guide us on to the next level in our evolution and our quest to know more and to better ourselves for the benefit of the entire human species. Scientists and the world's leaders at mission control wait with bated breath as the first image takes shape on their giant screen..........
That is Small Clanger. He was (is) the son. He has a sister called Tiny, but she is a bit promiscuous and having it away with the soup dragon. That is usually edited out on the TV program and possibly only exists in my head ... but they are all real moon creatures. Patrick Moore told me in Tesco ...or was that a dream as well
