Push Fish And Socks For Chickens...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Exige, Jul 31, 2018.

  1. Mrs Ex sometimes get muddled up with her English (she is an English Teacher in the Czech Republic now)

    Once she said Push Fish instead of Push Bike as she had heard the term Push Rod and got a lil muddled.

    Today she asked the assistant in an outdoor clothing store if they had socks for chickens - instead of Children, they didn't have any :thinkingface:

    Brightened up my shopping trip no end :blush:    ​
     
    #1 Exige, Jul 31, 2018
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  2. Is that how you got her to play nudie prod games the first time? Did she say something that seemingly gave you the green light when all she was wanted to ask was when does the next bus to tadcaster arrive?
     
    #2 El Toro, Jul 31, 2018
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  3. She was just a beginner at English when we met..... :eyes:
     
    #3 Exige, Jul 31, 2018
  4. We can only suppose you have taught her a few things?
     
    #4 Jez900ie, Jul 31, 2018
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  5. She’s come on leaps and bounds :upyeah:
     
    #5 El Toro, Jul 31, 2018
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  6. Mrs Ex is a jumper? Lucky she's not American!
     
    #6 Jez900ie, Jul 31, 2018
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  7. Yes, including how little Ducati's are worth second hand :innocent:
     
    #7 Exige, Jul 31, 2018
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  8. You do realise she can read this forum in the Czech Republic now ?
     
    #8 noobie, Jul 31, 2018
  9. Not when she's here having a shower upstairs :)
     
    #9 Exige, Jul 31, 2018
  10. Aye.

    What sort of shower?
     
    #10 Loz, Jul 31, 2018
  11. A fekking long expensive one :splat::splat::splat::splat::splat::splat::splat::splat: :mad:
     
    #11 Exige, Jul 31, 2018
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  12. Least it’s not the heating eh hexy :D
     
    #12 Ducbird, Aug 1, 2018
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  13. Yorkshireman eh, short arms deep pockets! :)
     
    #13 Carr01, Aug 1, 2018
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  14. A Yorkshireman is like a Scotsman but without a sense of generosity
     
    #14 El Toro, Aug 1, 2018
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  15. I work with a Polish lad who's married to an English lass.

    He was talking about how they fancy emigrating to Australia, but are waiting until her parrots die. :confused: I said "Why don't you take them with you?" He said "They don't want to go". By now I'm utterly confused and ask if the parrots can talk, and said this to him. :thinkingface: After another 2 mins of conversation, it turn out that he meant PARENTS not PARROTS. :laughing:
     
    #15 Robarano, Aug 1, 2018
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