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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by XH558, Mar 24, 2019.

  1. I daren’t tell her :eek:
     
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  2. "Ah yes, Frank Sinatra. He met me once y'know?"

    Brian Clough
     
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  3. "When you walk a mile in another man's shoes, make sure they fit you or you won't 'alf get some blisters"
    Anon...
     
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  4. Brandy and baby Cham?
    Are you spending the night with me?
    No! We’ve only just met.
    Half of lager landlord.
     
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  5. A day on planet earth without Freedom, is a miserable and incomplete day.
     
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  6. “When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping”

    Suzi Perry, Le Mans MotoGP 15th May 2022 :D
     
  7. As much use as a 1 legged man in an arse kicking competion
     
  8. Hope your next shit is a hedgehog
     
  9. Two things my wife hates about me. My bad memory and something else?
     
  10. Welcome. Why don’t you introduce yourself properly in the newbies section too?
     
  11. "The decision of whether to stay of go should be made within seven breaths"

    The Book of the Samurai
     
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  12. If you think you are boring your audience, go slower not faster.

    Gustav Mahler
     
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  13. Parisian boulevards are lined with trees so that German troops can march in the shade....

    Churchill again (i think).
     
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  14. "Everything is secret but nothing is hidden" - source emanating vaguely from the direction of Russia.
     
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  15. That’s not haemorrhaging money, that’s spending it wisely. The rest of it, you’re wasting.

    Me, just now.
     
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