Out for a wee run on my Monster 1200 R yesterday when a van in front of me decides to be "helpful" to let me past by pulling over only to shower me and the bike with crap from the side of the road. Luckily no damage to the bike, but a big stone chip to my helmet. Argggggh. Looks like trip to Halfords today to see if I can get a touch up pen, or some nice nail varnish that might match.