A lot of well intentioned chaps of a certain age will dream of restoring the bike from their youth, learning Spanish, learning guitar or writing a book, I've done the Spanish and guitar bit, as a hopeless mechanic the only thing left is the book, I've written a book. Essentially about a village idiot, some truth, some lies, included anyway, light hearted fiction that may make you smile. Written in a local dialect, small thinking village life, a world that spans four miles radius from his mums house. It's a far bigger feat than I ever imagined, originally written as three short stories, now three chapters in the book, each chapter is a week in the bullshitters life, some light industrial language and the odd bike reference. It's called "Simon Island" now available on Amazon, paperback is £15.00 Kindle is £8.00 It may make a good stocking filler for the liar in your life.