Sologamy?

Self-obsession hits a new level

 

Attention seeking of those proportions should be swiftly dealt with

 

Just amazed she didn’t try to crowd fund it

 

Exactly. I wonder why nobody has snapped her up.

 

the thread title made me think it was an amalgamation of solo & sodomy, and thought "has El T learned to f**k himself??!"

 

Erm, been easily perplexed.....this is another clear sign the 'west' is in decline.

 

Had a mate send me a video of someone doing exactly that earlier. Can’t post it here... far too rude and ElT would banish me

 

Expects to get married but gets dumped for a younger model instead, tries unsuccessfully to be positive about it. Next phase: turn in a womble-shaped thing as the menopause takes over, cuts her hair short and marries a woman, becomes a self-affirmed man-hater.

Happens all the time.

 

Cats... many, many cats

 

Yep, and an ever-repeating mantra of "I prefer animals to people"

 

aghhh - glad I haven't seen it, would need to invent mind-bleach for such imagery!

 

Needless to say, the well endowed gentleman probably has a lot of time on his hands to work out he can do what he did

 

She could have married that bloke in the pink dress in her picture

 

WTF? Next she will be Christening herself...

 

Haha as if normal weddings do not cost enough, why would you spend good bike money on marrying yourself??!

 

I'm not actually married to myself but we are cohabiting.

 

I'd stand myself up.

 

Me and myself have been lovers for many many happy years