Some Woman I’ve Never Met Has Gone Into Labour

Breaking waters more like...

 

What did Corbyn say?

 

Everyday is a blessing

 

Oh well hopefully there will be enough Taxes paid to provide for the latest Windsor without having to close a few schools or hospitals.

 

Shit can i retract my earlier comment

 

That sent me scurrying to Twitter... but it turns out Rossi is fine.

 

One of those so-called Royals have given birth to a baby boy weighing 3.26kilograms or if you wanna put it in pounds that’s about three million pounds a year

 

a royal baby shower must be awkward to go to, you bringing some mothercare flannels and some guy turns up with warwickshire

 

With all that's happening in the world is this really news.
Who really gives a shit another parasite we will have to keep

 

I just hope its a ginge

 

I hope it's William's.

Could do with some royal blood.

 

A car has been sent to pick up Granpa Hewitt!

 

And with African American skin colouring

 

I'll just be glad when them two feck off to America to live

 

I wonder if a paternity test was ever done and if Harry is really from the royal blood line
He doesn't resemble any of the royal family

 

It would have been too embarassing to the future King for everyone to know his wife had been knocked up by the body guard. The knowledge would only have been new to us plebs. Charlie probably hadn't been near her in a while so already knew.

 

its going to look like a Duracell Battery

 

WGAF?