Every body that is comfortable, or not hiding real circumstances from the Insurance company is invited to post here? case 1) I decided that the 1100s hyper should be parked in the garage in front of two other cars, but had to negotiate a route along a footpath around a balcony post and down two steps to get it there? To get around the post I had to take the front wheel to the edge of the house wall and tip the bike over holding the weight of the bike with my throttle hand to get the right bar end past the post. Next was the two steps, I arrived at the two steps with the bike still on an angle because the front wheel was still to close to the wall. Note I was sitting on the bike engine running in first gear. while family members looked on. The steps!! eased the bike forward using the brake and throttle, and placed the front wheel on the the bottom step, the bike was still on an angle, I am holding the weight clutch in motor running?? I moved my prop foot to the lower step which caused more bike weight on my throttle hand as the net effect was my prop leg was to short as the rear wheel was still two steps up bike is now on about 30 degrees to the horizontal?? The throttle was dragged to 6,000rpm with the bike on angle, one finger on the front brake other hand on the clutch holding it in, clutch case full of oil (angle) I cant shout (got the sport Termi fitted, and engine @ 6000rpm) cant get out of gear, clutch in oil drag stop me getting out of gear, so I looked, shouted and made head beckoning motions to get the spectators to come and hit the kill switch, which I couldn't do it because all my fingers were holding the brake on and the bike up. I held the bike for 5mins everybody moved back? yes back? Slowly the bike slipped through my fingers and took off, as I bailed (wow i just realize i only had to hold the clutch, and it wouldn't have happened) The bike laid a blackie (black rubber mark) across the garage floor straight into my wife's new F86 Toyota, took out the LHS door and still? The bike broke the crash bungs and totaled the exhaust, handlebars, indicators and the left-leg, break-lever; the bike cost slightly more than the car total fix, $8000 AUD happened in the garage?? broke two ribs in me? painful lesson?
Went to BMW dealer to see about trading the multi , in the shop was my instructor from passing test and about 5 blokes outside , the price offered 2-3k was an insult so hopped on ,pissed off I grabbed a handful next thing I'm on my back , pride took a f'king big dent that day , but live and learn. All around had a great laugh
Same me pissed and missed the traffic island in front of Perth Central Police, over the curb 30m in, stuck in the sand? Perth is built on sand, bike was a 1100XJR shaft drive had to get a recovery team. Advice: whats below is a discussion of the variables determining a RBT result. It is totally understood that the employment of these techniques can be seen as an obstruction/ perversion of justice and would likely be criminal activity, this information is only intended for the purpose of non driving trials, to be held in your back yard as a competition to see who can artificially modify there test results the most I do not advocate or condone drink Driving in any shape or form? got that Police measure your blood alcohol, by assuming a relationship between alcohol in your breath to that in, your blood. You can only get alcohol out of your body by metabolizing (turning to h2o and co2 in liver), perspiring, (through your skin) respiring (breathing) and Urinating The question is how can you mess the breath test up? If you fart in the family room and want to get the smell out quickly, open the doors and windows? Hyper ventilate? when the officer tells you to start blowing say what was that? and expire you lungs as completely as you can, (draw in fresh air) next fill hem to fill as quickly as you can. dont hold it as the longer you hold it the higher the reading. then quickly blow the measured volume as quickly as is possible? dont stop untill the officer tells you, if you do expel all air, again fresh breath blow hard as possible keep blowing time as short as possible? The alcohol enters the lung atmosphere at a rate determined by your heart rate (level of activity) most tests are conducted after relaxing at the pub? but the breath volume can be controlled by breathing rate; breath faster, hyper ventilate? breath a lot of air through a to whats effectively a fixed fixed volume but double the rate, halve the alcohol concentration?/not quite? 10-20% never get caught doing this if the your friend was to ask why you hyper ventilating just tell him you are feeling worried? bit stressed Exige This is so politically incorrect it down if anybody complains
