Nothing really suitable, although the Vespa would cope with all that, no problem. I was looking at the bike hire option. Just messaged a mate to see if he's up for it.
Yeah, I learnt to ride bikes with motocrossers. I've had a few broken bits and bobs, but I maintain it made me a better rider when I moved to the road.
With you all the way on this one,bike control and the most important bit putting the "F" back into biking
