Well played. You've pulled your finger out at last. There's no excuses now, you've got the money so put your hand in your pocket and get yourself a haircut and a decent set of razor blades. Yer scruffy Scottish git Well done son.
Yes, he clearly hasn't a chance of getting off with a good-looking woman has he? Congratulations, he now looks the real deal.
Any chance of changing the title of the thread? I'd been avoiding the result and thought it would be safe here!