Veggin on the couch and on tv an advert for Richmond sausages comes on and their new range of CHICKEN sausages, wtf??? Who wants to eat chicken in the shape of a condom tube, is their no boundaries anymore. What is just plain wrong for you two more on the your joking list
To be honest, none of the meat you it is in the shape of the animal it came from. Beef burgers and steak aren't moo cow shaped Lamb chops aren't sheep shaped Pork sausages, bacon rashers and pork chops aren't piggy shaped Fish fingers aren't fishy shaped Chicken legs and breast aren't chicken shaped, only partially. Unless you eat a full chicken, complete with head and legs it isn't the same shape.
I saw it once, looked like compressed helmet cheese, robbo told me what helmet cheese compressed looks like, he said it looked like tofu