Things You've Found Other Uses For? But, Perhaps You Shouldn't Have.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Noods, Aug 7, 2017.

  1. Things you've found other uses for? But, then again, perhaps you wish you hadn't...

    I was sand blasting last winter and was so annoyed that my media was constantly blocking the gun.. thinking on my feet I thought, Mrs N is at her Mums all day, so thought, I know I will lay the sand out on baking trays and put them in her ( 2 month old) Neff built in oven..
    I found some baking trays in a cupboard and? Well, what was not to like.. brilliant, it worked a treat...

    Next day, I had been rumbled, or should that be crumbled? Mrs N had made me a favourite desert, apple crumble served with ice cream.. Watching me tucking in she asked was it good ? Mmmm I said, scrummy, it's even more crunchy than normal, couldn't be better.
    Oh she said, I'm amazed you like it so, the crunchyness is down to a new ingredient I added this time, I looked at her a bit puzzled, sand she said, from the inside of my oven which obv you put there, so, I thought rather than waste it I'd add it to your crumble..

    I'm always dubious now when she makes me a crumble..
     
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  2. I once put a toothbrush up my arse.
     
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  3. i put a set of exhaust headers and mid section in the fridge to cool them down to fit, misses wasnt to impressed when she came home with the shopping!
     
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  4. Cucumbers :)
     
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  5. Dishwasher to clean oily and dirty parts
     
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  6. I sprayed my Guzzi LeMans exhaust headers with black Sperex (when it was Sperex and not Simoniz) then got them into the oven to cure them - the oven stunk for weeks.

    I use my mains electric drill as a mini-lath clamped in a vice with the item clamped in the chuck - for turning small items, using an old really sharp wood chisel that I tempered to get it harder, and then fine files; then polishing. Safety goggles worn.

    Items such as stainless steel brake pad pins from very strong door hinge pins.

    Very small stainless steel R-clips for brake pad pins from some spare fishing tackle links.

    I made front mudguard extenders from old crash helmet visors.
     
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  7. I hope brush end first?
     
  8. No cause that's just nasty.
     
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  9. But whose toothbrush was it?
     
  10. Talking of toothbrushes I stumbled into the bathroom at get up time for work 5am, once, unaware Mrs N had done one of her change things around missions the day before( e.g. Things that have been in the same place for years now need a new home) brushing my teeth it slowly dawned on me all was not as it should have been, she had swapped over the location of the pump action toothpaste for a pump action cleansing potion/ body cream she uses. Worse was soon to follow when I tried to rinse it out with water, I had a full day spent with a soapy taste in my mouth and also found if I sneezed it often produced bubbles from my nose...
     
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  11. You sound like my kinda guy.. albeit in a non gay way..
     
  12. Oh and sorry to bore you but...
    300 muddy golf balls in Mrs N's washing machine on boil wash..
    not a good end result ... for the balls, the washing machine or for I either..

    Simon Mayo loved it though...
     
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  13. Yep...used the dishwasher to clean all the plastics on my ktm 525...
     
  14. Laying on my back in the hallway I used a Weirauch .22 air-rifle to kill a hornet which was p*ssing me off by droning around the bedroom doors upstairs - I put the landing light on (high up on the ceiling in the stairwell) and it settled on the light rose - Pow! Splat! Shatter! (that was the light rose gone); Oh f*ck it! (As the bits of the rose and the hornet landed on me).

    And then I saw the ceiling and wiring damage.

    I also filled used .22 brass rimfire cartridges with finely crushed up Swan Vesta match-heads, sealed the tops with a lead plug (only once did one go off and rip the end of my finger); then I put them into and old modified BSA air-rifle barrel with a .22 air-rifle pellet in front. (the piston had a spike screwed into it as a firing pin).

    Worked quite well about 10 times and then the barrel breech split.
     
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  15. Yep. You are a mad man, Al : o D
     
  16. Are you going for the Darwin prize?
     
  17. I have already had that for several years - but I also have three or four from Bisley.
     
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