Subtitle: Yeah, I remember my first drink! Costello: Abbott, there goes another one! Abbott: You’ve got to stop antagonising them, Lou! You’ll have to pay for every one you don’t deliver! Here, try this next fellow he looks like a good natured fellow. I bet he’s a Mancunian. Costello: There’s a Mancunian in Chicago. Abbott: I bet he’s a good natured fellow. Costello: He is! He is! Abbott: There, you see? Costello: He doesn’t wear a hat though. Abbott: Well he isn’t here, this fellow is. Try him. He looks like he’s from the Viewers and Listeners Association. Costello: Okay, I will. Abbott: Well go ahead then. Costello: I’m gonna, I’m gonna, if you quit rushing me! Abbott: How was I rushing you? Did I push you, like this? Costello: Will you stop that! I’m going, I’m going, watch me!... Sieg heil, my friend! Ube aller oop undt a bitte schnapps for everyone! Stranger: It was such a fine day, a pleasant breeze, the birds singing, the bouquet of flowers in the air! And you had to mention the war! To me! The Luftwaffe dropped a piano on my head and killed me, and I would have survived if I hadn’t been wearing a Susquehanna hat! That’s a Susquehanna hat right there, isn’t it? Let me show you what I think of your Susquehanna hat! Costello: That’s alright, we have a pretty good idea already! Abbott: You just had to antagonise him, didn’t you! Nb. This is all from memory. I couldn't vouch for it's veracity.
