Usain Bolt - Future Children’s Names

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by chrisw, Jun 21, 2021.

  1. Bolt has named one of his Children ‘Thunder’.

    Here’s my offering - Nutton
     
  2. I was gonna say Nuttan :)
     
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  3. How about - Hugh
     
  4. Rusty
     
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  5. It’s all very well and good these known people naming their kids obscure (shite) names.

    But it’s when Stacey and Wayne from the local housing estate call their kids Peaches/lampshade/apple/princess/32 piece cutlery set. They’re really not thinking about employment one day (maybe they won’t bother like many dont). They’re also opening up their kids to a whole world of bullying.

    when did this country become so chavvy. Everyone’s wearing tracksuits these days and looks as rough as toast.


    My rant for the day :grinning:
     
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  6. All this only applies to Kent and Essex though. :):upyeah:
     
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  7. I’d say I visit more places that are chavvy than aren’t …
     
  8. These race tracks are a hotbed of chavisim! It wasn't like that when I was young let me tell you...
     
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  9. I'm in laughter & pain rolling around the floor with that Lampshade comment.:):upyeah:
     
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  10. burke-enfield.jpg
     
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  11. Lightening
     
  12. From the blue
     
  13. Door
     
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  14. :D
     
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  15. He’s beat you to it. His first daughter is called -
    Olympia Lightning Bolt

    PS - I have edited it for you just in case someone takes issue.
     
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  16. Metric or Imperial
     
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  17. Would have been ideal for the twins
     
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  18. Its the only place to score some weed really. No-one ever offers me a bag o grass round here. But when I lived in Woolwich, it was offered out like a street market.
     
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  19. Well, I hope he doesn’t call his next daughter ‘Back door’ or even his next son come to that.

    Could get into all sorts of trouble.
     
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