So I am having to wrap my kids presents this year due to my split up and fumbled around my dads cupboard for some wrapping paper, cos i'm a bloke and not organised for this stuff. I wrap all the pressies then put my glasses on...errr dick me because I thought the red cakes were Christmas trees.
I would not worry! They wont GAF as it is a race to see what they have got.... But you may want to think about contacts!
I can beat that.....30 odd years ago i was heading to my now wifes house....got half way there...(on my MTX125) thought..."fuck! its her birthday" detoured to a local garage, ran in, bought a card, quickly opened it up wrote it out on the counter with a que behind me (with the pen on a bit of string taped to the end) winked at the bloke thinkin i was dead smart..... Got to her house, handed the card over "like id not forgotten" - she opened it, burst out crying and ran upstairs....her mum looked at it, looked at me with a straight face and held the card up.... "Happy birthday Grandma" Shes sitting next to me now....
