WTF is happening in this world? I've just left Sainsbury's and I have NEVER been so disgusted in all my life... The world is full of weird people!!! When I got there I picked up a basket, like you do, and started walking around to get a few things and I noticed a lady staring at me - not that unusual you may say.... then I moved to the next aisle and here she comes again... staring at me! So now I'm wondering, "WTF is her problem?!" I finish my shopping and head to the checkout to pay. Guess who is there? The staring lady!! She starts staring at me again so I start playing with my phone, because at this point it's getting weird and really uncomfortable! Finally she says, "I want to apologise for staring at you, but you look just like my son who passed away." I thought to myself, " Ah, it makes sense now." I felt bad for thinking she was a weirdo and so I said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favour to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mum!?' " I did think it was a bit much but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I did it. She thanked me and left. Weird enough up to now as it is the cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87 and I think wtf? I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been £20'ish. She tells me that my total was included with my mums. What?! She said, Your mum said you were paying for her stuff along with yours. I told her that that woman was NOT my mum and she said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum!" FUCK! I can't believe this! I flew out of the store looking for this awful scumbag of a woman, ready to drag her back in the store, by her hair if I needed to! I spot her putting the shopping in her car and I started running toward her. She saw me and launched herself into the car... got to her just as she was putting her leg in, so I grabbed it. She struggled but I wasn't giving up... then her wooden leg came off right in my hands!! Bloody hell! Is this really happening right now? So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other one and started pulling................. ..................................Just like I'm pulling yours right now!
i love lidl... only place i know where you can get a frozen leg of lamb, a chainsaw and a crash helmet all under one roof.. you never know what they're gunna have but there is always fit polish birds milling about
:Hilarious::Hilarious:. thats he funniest story i have heard since my mate( a very experienced salesman) got ripped of by a guy claiming to be Santana's manager and needed to buy his Peavey PA system for a gig they where playing at glasgow but theirs hadn't turned up. and no surprises here when the cheque bounced. dumb ass. :Hilarious:
so she thought you where here departed son?. could you see the resemblance with her? did she look like this?
