that reminds me of a bad joke.. an Englishman in the states walks into a shop and asks for deodorant.. the all american girl behind the jump asks "ball or aerosol" he replies "actually, its for my armpits"....
shouldn't laugh it's not their fault the parents weren't taught how to cook, they do something called domestic science these days and end with degrees and work for SAGE the gubmints advisors in all things science ffs.