I've got to go to the post office with a parcel today and the lady behind the counter will ask what's in it for 'security reasons'. It's a child's book and a baby bottle but what should I tell the nosey cow is in there? No bombs or dildos! GO!
Your Daniel O'donnell collection A hat worn by Hitler The Head of Alfredo Garcia hermaphrodite p0rn Foxes party rings (the biscuits - I love those)
I was listening to some radio show years ago and the bloke on there said that his local radio station was running a game called "Whats in the box?" It ran for ages and apparently the radio station cancelled the game and "What was in the box..." was a paper mache head of the arch bishop desmond tutu. Sorry - I had to say that - just triggered by the subject line... Foxes Party Rings - yeah - you can do a whole box of those with a cuppa....if I can get to them before my kids do - theyre usually gone first on the night of the completion of the weekly shop, ive got no chance as they get home first from school way before me...bummer.
Look her straight in the eyes,keep a very serious expression on your face,and say 'You don't really want to know!Works everytime.
Apparently they won't take it if it's got a banned thing in.......but you can lie and they won't know :Banghead:. If you're stupid (like the guy they had in trying to send a knife to Bulgaria) and tell them, they can refuse.
Ask her to list the types of item that can't be accepted, and you will tell her if it's on that list - that's what airlines do, and both approaches rely on you being honest (though airports double check by scanning, of course).
