1) Why is it as soon as I get my full leathers on I need a cr*p? 2) Why is it when I'm in a hurry for a cr*p, someone else is in the bog? 3) Why is it when I have had one, I find the paper has run out? 4) Why is it when trying to get a new roll undone, half a tree is lost because of all the glue they use to stick the start of the roll down? 5) Why is it when I sit down on the pan, the doorbell goes or the phone starts ringing? 6) Why is it Mrs Arq sticks bleach down the pan, she never flushes it away, so I risk real ring sting? 7) Why is it the dog always has to come and see what I'm doing in the bog? 8) Why is it toilet roll holders decide to ping off and deposit the roll down the bog? 9) Why is it toilet rolls never undo properly, so the two layers come apart and the roll becomes inside out? 10) Why is the insides of the two layers are like sandpaper............but not noticeable until I have finished making my bum sore?
Yeh, my dogs also have a real fascination with my toilet habits. You didn't mention floaters, maybe you don't have those
I can add five more..... 11) Why is it when I go out to the workshop, I have just enough time to unlock the door before I have to rush back in to the bog? 12) Why is it that if I use the loo at night, the most likely time for a power cut is just then? 13) Why is it that just as a race was called, I needed to go in a real hurry? 14) Why is it the toilet cubicles at the race track are too narrow, leaving me struggling to get my leathers off? 15) Why is it if I need a pee when driving somewhere and I disappear behind a hedge, someone always comes from the other direction on a public footpath walking their dog?
A mate of mine never left floaters....................... ...and instead of logs, he left whole trunks.......... ...one was so bad...........it just laid there grinning at whoever used the bog...........I made him get a stick to deal with it.....he was in there an hour and my water bill was huge.
I paid a visit to the management birthing centre last week and the fire alarm went off mid log..:rotatinglight::bell: I was devastated
