I've only ever had two women ask to marry me, Alcohol played a part I'm sure on their half, but never have I had a woman propose to me like this. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...na-romantic-proposal-went-horribly-wrong.html
Maybe a plastic one ? https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=p...ns4JTcAhXQmLQKHQQ8C7YQsAQInQE&biw=931&bih=463
SWMBO asked me in a very imaginative way, and no it didn’t involve kinder eggs or front bottoms. I said “can I think about it?”
Jesus Christ. What's wrong with getting down on bended knee? ...........................At least it would have popped back out.
Here's a dilemma for you DB. If your other half threw his wedding ring into the bin, would this be good news or bad news for you? That's the ultimate paradox, surely.
If you thought that was bad enough, read the story below! " Woman attempts to use garlic to cure her vaginal thrush" sounds like real catch! You wouldn't want to go rooting up there!