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Worst Ever Apologies / How To Ruin An Apology

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Loz, Mar 31, 2019.

  1. Have fun!
    My favourite, stolen from Twitter:


    I'm sorry I ran over your dog
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    Are you going to eat that?
     
    #1 Loz, Mar 31, 2019
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  2. Sorry about the genocide and all that on your people! Here, have a bit of middle eastern rocky desert as a consolation.
     
    #2 laava, Mar 31, 2019
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  3. Sorry mate,just didn't see you.
     
    #3 XH558, Mar 31, 2019
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  4. I know I said I wouldn't c@m in your f@c€ ..
    Sorry?
     
    #4 chizel, Mar 31, 2019
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  5. We know it's your girlfriend,but we're mates afterall.
     
    #5 XH558, Mar 31, 2019
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  6. "Oh Bobby, I'm sorry you gotta head like a potato."

    From San Ber'dino by Frank Zappa
     
    #6 Loz, Mar 31, 2019
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  7. Wrong hole? I don't know how that happened. Blokes, they never believe you, nor should they, you dirty rascals
     
    #7 noobie, Mar 31, 2019
  8. You're quite right, I apologise for hating you as much as I do without knowing you that well. Let me get to know you a bit better so I can confirm my first opinion.
     
    #8 noobie, Mar 31, 2019
  9. You're having my baby? You will be the best mother! Now I've got to go my wife is waiting for me.
     
    #9 Jez900ie, Mar 31, 2019
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  10. Sorry I let you down but I really think you should shoulder some of the blame for having such foolishly high expectations of my honesty and reliability.
     
    #10 Loz, Mar 31, 2019
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  11. Ve ver only following orders...
     
    #11 RickyX, Mar 31, 2019
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  12. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
     
    #12 Loz, Mar 31, 2019
  13. It was near the Task Force*...so we had to sink it...






    *going the other way.
     
    #13 RickyX, Mar 31, 2019
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  14. There were Weapons of Mass destruction*.....








    *but mainly large oil fields.
     
    #14 RickyX, Mar 31, 2019
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  15. It’s what the people wanted....
     
    #15 RickyX, Mar 31, 2019
  16. "It was *more convenient* to host my email server at home rather than on a secure State Department server (as mandated by law)."

    "I only *bleached* personal emails from my email server at home - not official State Department emails. Honest."
     
    #16 Loz, Mar 31, 2019
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  17. I'm sorry it took a while to get hard,but i couldn't think of a hot chick straight away.
     
    #17 XH558, Mar 31, 2019
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  18. A must for any racer, sorry guys, it was the bikes fault not mine.
     
    #18 noobie, Mar 31, 2019
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