Yacht delivery

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by stickywicket, May 4, 2012.

  1. YACHT DELIVERY




    85 foot custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 state rooms,
    a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation,
    twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.

    $7,474,793.00

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    [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][B]Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and
    music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owner' and a small
    group of his friends.

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    [IMG]http://i723.photobucket.com/albums/ww235/blackburbstayup/mime-attachment.jpg[/IMG]

    [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][B][B]Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging[/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER]
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    [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][B]$2,500.00 a hour minimum...[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER]
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    [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][B]
    a faulty turnbuckle...[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER]
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    [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][B]$25.00

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    [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][B][B]([/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][B]Note the owner in the stern/back of the yacht[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][B])

    Watching your 7 million dollar dreamboat nose dive into the
    harbor, accompanied by two corporate
    Representatives from the company that built it just prior to
    'inking' the final paperwork and handing over a 7 million dollar bankers check[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black]

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    [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][B]PRICELESS!
    [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][B]So, how was your day?[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT]











     
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  2. The lord giveth, and somedays, just somedays, the lord taketh away ...... :biggrin:
     
  3. Been in the boatbuilding business for 25 years and always wondered if it could happen!
     
  4. Just a drop in the ocean for some, innit ... seriously tho, hahahahahahahahahahahaha, quality :upyeah:
     
  5. They say there are only two good days owning a boat, the day you buy it and the day you sell it. Does that mean all of your good days are coming at once? Just thinking of the hassle I had with the insurance company when I purchased my last bike, do you think it is insured?
     
  6. Not quite true, I had an awesome day when one of our esteemed friends (well known on here and in Ducati circles) fell off the back of my boat, I'm prevented from posting the photo of him as he gets the hump! We both had puddles round our feet, but only I had pissed myself laughing.
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  7. Surely you're not talking about Gav are you Roy?.....oh bugger, I've let the cat out of the bag ;0)
     
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