I've just received an e-mail from a bannister in Ghana called Lawrence. He has a fund of $6,600,000 available to me when we start workong together. This is too good an opportunity to turn down in these hard times, sorry but I may not be around for a while. Must dash, Lawrence has just asked for my bank details and card numbers so he can transfer my funds.
It can only change him for the better he might even sort those wonky sockets and miss-matched plugs out in the garage
You made the mistake of pasting the letter incl his email. I have responded to him and for a small fee all the $6,600,000 will be deposited into my account! You snooze, you lose! Muahaha!
In hindsight, I should have checked before but just found out the entire $6.6 mill is in Zimbabwe dollars and therefore a very poor return on my "releasing fee". Gutted! Robarano, I did you a big favour bro, you owe me!
I've just mailed bannister Lawrence. He tells me that he has found some additional funds and for a fee, he will deposit a 7 figure sum to my account. What a really nice man he is.
Err no, I don't think he was allowed to take a young boy on the track with him. [Illegal stimulation].
