Yea, you're right. I just realised it's cryptic innit, He was referring to Baba O'Riley's "Teenage Wasteland" where ET is gonna send all you naughty youngsters...
Theres a place in jordans i can recommend. Ive also done the diy route and id not recommend it. If you must then i can send you link to the products i bought
Tether it down dose in copious amounts of Fairy Liquid and jet wash outside obvs, don't want ya Mrs going full Fruit and Nut on ya ass. Could you record a clip of you doing so audio and visual please, TFYT. Strawberry flavoured to ensure the doggy smells less doggy.