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Dog Advice

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Expat Jack, May 1, 2020.

  1. Elvis lived in a German food store? do they put everything in a freezer?
     
  2. Yea, you're right. I just realised it's cryptic innit, He was referring to Baba O'Riley's "Teenage Wasteland" where ET is gonna send all you naughty youngsters... :eek:
     
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  3. Yea, It's that Crypto thingamybob where they thaw you out when there's a cure..
     
  4. Could I use that to thaw my missus out do you think?
     
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  5. Yeah, he died eating their hamburgers* :skull:

    *Probably not the 1st. o_O
     
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  6. From wot I've 'eard, even a volcano wouldn't work...
     
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  7. Theres a place in jordans i can recommend. Ive also done the diy route and id not recommend it. If you must then i can send you link to the products i bought
     
  8. Was good when they had the RAC rally going through there though.
     
  9. Yes I never missed, when it was sponsored by Lombard I got free tickets, happy days.
    Steve
     
  10. Its a piss take mate ;)
     
  11. We just used to ride through the entrance on our Mountain bikes too avoid the unnecessary charge :)
     
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  12. Tether it down dose in copious amounts of Fairy Liquid and jet wash outside obvs, don't want ya Mrs going full Fruit and Nut on ya ass. Could you record a clip of you doing so audio and visual please, TFYT. ;)

    Strawberry flavoured to ensure the doggy smells less doggy.
     
  13. I worked there so I got in free, I used the tickets after I'd left.
    Steve
     
  14. Gamekeeping eh
     
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